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“Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.”

Quote by Mark Twain

Book:The Bible According to Mark Twain: Writings on Heaven, Eden, and the Flood

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The Bible According to Mark Twain: Writings on Heaven, Eden, and the Flood

This book compiles Mark Twain's thoughts and reflections on religious themes, particularly those found in the Bible. It includes his unique perspectives on heaven, Eden, and the flood, offering a blend of humor and criticism. more

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Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was a renowned American author and humorist in the 19th century. His works are characterized by humor, satire, and profound social insight, with notable novels such as 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. more

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