“I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.” ThinkingAbilityFieldsHealthcarePlaying Fields Author:Adam Carolla
“...lying spread-eagled in the hall with only my ankle inside the room that kept me prisoner here. They really should have thought of that and tagged my neck or something.” ShouldLyingRoomsShould HaveSpreadNecksHallsPrisonerAnklesTagged Author:Kiersten White
“Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?” WayMissingWerewolfGoats Author:Kiersten White
“I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.” StillsDesirePayRainbowIrrationalHealed Author:Kiersten White
“Do you have any sort of plan?” Jack asked. “Not really.” “Eh, just as well. It’ll be less of a disappointment when you fail.” WellsPlansFailingDisappointment Author:Kiersten White
“I—What on earth just happened?” “Well, nothing on Earth, obviously.” WellsEarthHappened Author:Kiersten White
“You stink like a faerie, all flowers and sunshine and evil manipulation.” EvilFlowerSunshineManipulationFaerieStink Author:Kiersten White
“If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.” PeopleIfsHelpingJudgingPleaseWake UpParanormalGatesSwearCrocs Author:Kiersten White
“So, we’ve got a problem,” I said. “What?” Lend yelled. “We’ve got a problem!” I shouted. “No, I heard that. I mean, what’s the problem now?” MeanSaidProblemHeard Author:Kiersten White
“Well, that’s interesting,” I said. “What’s interesting?” Jack called from the other room. “Something is interesting?” Lend shouted. “No! Nothing!” WellsSaidInterestingRooms Author:Kiersten White