“You stink like a faerie, all flowers and sunshine and evil manipulation.” EvilFlowerSunshineManipulationFaerieStink Author:Kiersten White
“If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.” PeopleIfsHelpingJudgingPleaseWake UpParanormalGatesSwearCrocs Author:Kiersten White
“So, we’ve got a problem,” I said. “What?” Lend yelled. “We’ve got a problem!” I shouted. “No, I heard that. I mean, what’s the problem now?” MeanSaidProblemHeard Author:Kiersten White
“Well, that’s interesting,” I said. “What’s interesting?” Jack called from the other room. “Something is interesting?” Lend shouted. “No! Nothing!” WellsSaidInterestingRooms Author:Kiersten White
“Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.” IfsStageRescue Author:Kiersten White
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."” IfsKnowsReasonMotherFireProduceDaughterReason WhyMy DaughterSense Of HumorStaffMediocreChicksSitcom Author:Adam Carolla
“You wonderful girl. I’ve missed you so much.” “Well, now that we’re both unemployed fugitives, think of how much time we’ll have to hang out!” ThinkingWellsGirlWonderfulHanging OutUnemployedMissed YouI've Missed You Author:Kiersten White
“I’d been fighting for this relationship since the day I first saw his water eyes.” FirstsEyeFightingWaterSaws Author:Kiersten White
“The whole of the life -- even the hard -- is made up of the minute parts, and if I miss the infinitesimals, I miss the whole. These are new language lessons, and I live them out. There is a way to live the big of giving thanks in all things. It is this: to give thanks in this one small thing. The moments will add up.” IfsWayGivingMadeHardWholeMomentsBigsLanguageMinutesMissingLessonsAll ThingsAddThanksThanksgivingSmall ThingsWay To Live Author:Ann Voskamp