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“According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.”

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Chuck Lorre, born on October 18, 1952, is a renowned television writer known for his humorous and satirical style. He has created and produced several popular television series, including 'The Office', 'The Big Bang Theory', and 'Two and a Half Men'. Lorre's writing has been highly appreciated by audiences and has earned him numerous awards in the industry. more

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