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“It is important to do annual maintenance on the gastrointestinal tract.”

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Book:Pandemic Supplements

Source: Pandemic Supplements

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

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Author:Jim Lawrence

“In 2018 at the age of 48, many years after the onset of of various gastrointestinal problems while working at very high altitude atop Mauna Kea, I had a colonoscopy that removed a 5mm polyp from the sigmoid colon.”

Astronomy Osha Altitude Mauna Kea Tmt Gastrointestinal Colon Colonoscopy Sigmoid

Author:Steven Magee

“In 2017 I became extremely ill with flu-like symptoms and was confined to bed for a week, 2018 was filled with colon issues that resulted in a colonoscopy removing a 5mm polyp from the sigmoid colon. Intestinal pains were a feature of high altitude workplaces and I had previously seen a gastroenterologist in 2006 for extreme intestinal pains that were so severe that I was falling over with them. The removed polyp was causing malnutrition to occur and I had been high dosing with nutritional supplements to offset it. My very high altitude coworker had died from fatal colon cancer.”

Cancer Astronomy Osha Mauna Kea Tmt Fatal Colon Colonoscopy Polyp

Author:Steven Magee

“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the stuff ended up being deadly. You were practically begging for a colonoscopy if you sat on it.”

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Book:Home to Woefield

Source: Home to Woefield

“According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.”

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Author:Ron Fournier

“What percentage should you give? I tell people to start with 10 percent because the Bible writers have a lot to say about the tithe, which means, "tenth." For some people, that's extremely uncomfortable. But so is a colonoscopy, and those save countless lives.”

People Giving Should Mean Percent Uncomfortable Percentages Tithe Colonoscopy

Author:Andy Stanley

“ATLANTA NIGHTS: I haven't been this stunned since my colonoscopy.”

Night Havens Atlanta Stunned Colonoscopy

Author:Dennis L. McKiernan

“If one has a routine colonoscopy at the age of 50 and then colonoscopies thereafter as the physician recommends, you could largely prevent colon cancer, you could detect it in its very earliest stages and cure it.”

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Author:Laurie Glimcher

“I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Comme des Garcons humpback dress giving me a colonoscopy is just not groovy.”

Thinking Want Giving Persons Ideas Fashion Politician Dresses Medical Groovy Colonoscopy

Author:Simon Doonan

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.”