“In adding up her assets, the ambitious lady calculated the worth of her beautiful body as coldly as everything else.” BodyBeautifulAssetsAmbitiousBeautiful Body Author:Mason Cooley
“The flesh of past lovers looks both familiar and strange.” LooksBodyPastStrangeLoversFleshFamiliar Author:Mason Cooley
“Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back.” MorningCurseDaily LifeEvery MorningGroceriesOld WomanClerks Author:Mason Cooley
“Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.” WellsHungryVanityFedsBenevolentSpiteful Author:Mason Cooley
“Healthy vanity sweeps through life. Sickly vanity lies in bed.” LyingHealthyBedVanity Author:Mason Cooley
“If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.” IfsShouldExistencePlansAcknowledge Author:Mason Cooley
“If your nose is up in the air, you cannot see where you are going.” IfsGoneAirNosesWhere You AreWhere You Are GoingUp In The Air Author:Mason Cooley