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Quote by Lynn Johnston

“Every time I "get with the program"... somebody changes the channel.”

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Lynn Johnston, born on May 28, 1947, is a renowned cartoonist known for her humorous and warm-hearted works. Her creations have won the hearts of readers worldwide. more

“Face the facts, all these environmental organizations are thirty, forty, fifty years old. They have big buildings, big obligations, big staffs. They may trade on their youthful dreams, but the truth is, they're now part of the establishment. And the establishment works to preserve the status quo. It just does.”

Years May Doe Facts Dream Bigs Faces Building Truth Is Organization Trade Environmental Obligation Preserves Thirty Fifty Forty Establishment Status Quo Fifty Year Olds

Author:Michael Crichton

“Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper.”

Mother Father Mothers Day Cheaper

Author:Colin Falconer

“FBI laboratory scientists said Sunday they have determined that the anthrax mailed to Senate offices last fall was fresh. They say it's only two years old. If the stuff is two years old and it's still fresh, it's not anthrax, it's Velveeta.”

Ifs Years Said Stills Two Lasts Fall Stuff Office Scientist Determined Sunday Two Years Senate Laboratory Fbi Two Year Olds Anthrax

Author:Argus Hamilton

“Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.”

Years Stills Two Water Millions Havens Evolution Deserve Caught Fishes Lazy

Author:Simon Munnery

“Fishing seems to be divided, like sex, into three unequal parts: anticipation and recollection and, in between, actual performance.”

Seems Three Sex Performances Fishing Divided Anticipation Recollection

Author:Arnold Gingrich

“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.”

Looks Real Dog Substitutes Flattery Real Things Dog Food

Author:Walt Kelly

“For decades, free nations tolerated oppression in the Middle East for the sake of stability. In practice, this approach brought little stability and much oppression, so I have changed this policy.”

Littles Nations Practice Middle Policy Changed Approach Sake East Decades Oppression Stability Middle East I Have Changed

Author:George W. Bush

“Freedom is heavy. You got to put your shoulder to freedom. Put your shoulder to it and hope your back holds up.”

Heavy Shoulders

Book:Two Trains Running

Source: Two Trains Running

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