Best Two Year Olds Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I was two years old when my mom put me in mommy and me classes. I always had a lot of energy so it was the perfect fit!”

Years Two Energy Perfect Class Mom Fit My Mom Two Years Two Year Olds Perfect Fit

Author:Aly Raisman

“I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.”

Years Firsts Two Character Drawing Two Years Two Year Olds

Author:Seth MacFarlane

“I have a two-year-old who just turned three, and my four-year-old just turned five. I have the same irrational feelings taking them to pre-school. It's this charged combination of stress and joy and anxiety and excitement. When they're away, you've got a sudden loss of purpose and this ever-present fear about the kid's welfare. The departure of our children from our nest is not an easy thing.”

“Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'”

Way Years Looks Two Romance Three Directors Dating Forty Two Years Reporters Fourteen Old Woman Two Year Olds

Book:Late night with David Letterman: the book

Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book

“He [Julius Caesar] learned that Alexander , having completed nearly all his conquests by the time he was thirty-two years old, was at an utter loss to know what he should do during the rest of his life, whereat Augustus expressed his surprise that Alexander did not regard it as a greater task to set in order the empire which he had won than to win it.”

Knows Should Years Two Order Winning Loss Greater Tasks Regard Surprise Thirty Empires Two Years Conquest Julius Augustus Two Year Olds

Author:Augustus

“I left Cuba when I was two years old. They took away my country, they stole the most intimate thing a human being can have. How could I forget that Fidel Castro was the person who did me so much harm?”

Years Humans Persons Two Country Left Human Beings Forget Harm Intimate Two Years Cuba Castro Two Year Olds

Author:Gloria Estefan

“My father died when I was two years old. But my mother was quite capable. She raised three children with his war pension which was peanuts. Yet we did not want for anything. We grew up with a certain parsimony, which is a nice thing. Then if life gives you more good, otherwise you get used to. I'm still thrifty.”

“Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered”

Years Two Sports Cat Ran Two Years Intricate Old You Jogging Two Year Olds

Author:Rick Reilly

“Will it be said that the judgment of a male of two years old, is more sage than that of a female's of the same age? I believe the reverse is generally observed to be true. But from that period what partiality! how is the one exalted, and the other depressed, by the contrary modes of education which are adopted! the one is taught to aspire, and the other is early confined and limited. As their years increase, the sister must be wholly domesticated, while the brother is led by the hand through all the flowery paths of science.”

Source: Selected Writings of Judith Sargent Murray

“April is the two-week-old kitten, the month-old lamb, the six-month-old heifer, the two-year-old girl. Too young to know it has either past or future, it wears the ribbon of the fleeting present as part of itself.”

Knows Years Two Past Young Girl Week Months Six Two Years Fleeting Six Months April Two Weeks Lambs Kitten Ribbons Two Year Olds

Author:Gladys Hasty Carroll

“Sometimes when I'm going to sleep, I think, 'Oh God, my future husband is out there somewhere and I might know him, or I might not, and I wonder what he's doing and I wonder if he knows me.' I just always think that's so fascinating, that even when you were two years old, your future husband was out there somewhere.”

“My son Darrel could recite 'Straight Outta Compton' at two years old. He loved it! You can expose your kids to anything as long as you sit there and explain it to them.”

Years Long Two Kids Son Two Years My Son Two Year Olds Compton

Author:Ice Cube

“Some people with Tourette's have flinging tics- sudden, seemingly motiveless urges or compulsions to throw objects..... (I see somewhat similar flinging behaviors- though not tics- in my two year old godson, now in a stage of primal antinomianism and anarchy)”

People Years Two Stage Objects Behavior Urges Two Years Anarchy Compulsion Primal Two Year Olds Tics Tourettes

Book:Vintage Sacks

Source: Vintage Sacks

“My grandmother's feet had been bound when she was two years old. Her mother...first wound a piece of white cloth about twenty feet long round her feet, bending all the toes except the big toe inward and under the sole. Then she placed a large stone on top to crush the arch.”

Years Firsts Long Two Bigs Mother White Pieces Feet Stones Twenties Bounds Rounds China Wounds Crush Grandmother Two Years Sole Inward Toes My Grandmother Arches Bending Two Year Olds

Author:Jung Chang

“My dad abandoned me when I was about two years old. So, he wasn't around to protect me the way I needed to be protected. I started getting sexually abused from the time I was about five years old to the time I was ten. It really messed with my sense of self worth and my sense of all that was good with the world, almost.”

World Way Years Two Self Five Needed Dad Protect Ten My Dad Self Worth Five Years Two Years Abandoned Protected Sense Of Self Sexually Five Year Olds Two Year Olds

Author:Pattie Mallette

“One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step on, which stated without an atom of irony: "Before you begin, remove all stubbornness from the child." . . . I knew it only could have been written by someone whose suit coat was still spotless at the end of the day, not someone who had any hands-on experience with an actual two-year-old.”

“A two-year-old can be taught to curb his aggressions completely if the parents employ strong enough methods, but the achievement of such control at an early age may be bought at a price which few parents today would be willing to pay. The slow education for control demands much more parental time and patience at the beginning, but the child who learns control in this way will be the child who acquires healthy self-discipline later.”

Source: The Magic Years: Understanding and Handling the Problems of Early Childhood

“An older child, one who possesses a conscience, will be troubled with self-reproaches and feelings of shame for his naughtiness, even if he is not discovered. But our two-year-olds and our three-year- olds experience guilt feelings only when they feel or anticipate disapproval from the outside. In doing this, they have taken the first steps toward the goal of conscience, but there is a long way ahead before the policeman outside becomes the policeman inside.”

“If you're flying with your children, it's best to book them on the same flight and not on one where they have more legroom and are leaving at a different time. They could get there earlier than you, and that causes resentment. Two-year-olds can also never figure out those connecting flights. It just makes it harder, so travel as a family.”

Ifs Years Children Two Book Different Causes Figures Harder Our Children Leaving Flying Flight Your Children Two Years Resentment Connecting Different Times Two Year Olds

Author:Will Ferrell

“Parents find many different ways to work their way through the assertiveness of their two-year-olds, but seeing that assertiveness as positive energy being directed toward growth as a competent individual may open up some new possibilities.”

Way Years May Two Different Individual Energy Parent Growth Seeing Possibility Different Ways Two Years Competent Positive Energy Assertiveness New Possibilities Two Year Olds

Author:Fred Rogers

“I don't remember not singing. I started when I was, I don't know how - what, two years old, or a year old or something like that.”

Knows Years Two Remember Know How Singing Two Years Two Year Olds

Author:Glen Campbell

“As long as you think of your real self as the person you are, then of course you're going to be fearful of death. But what is a person? A person is a pattern of behavior, of a larger awareness. You know, the two-year-old dies before the three-year-old shows up, the three-year-old dies before the teenager shows up.”

“I was baptized Episcopalian when I was maybe two years old and we went to an Episcopalian church. When we moved to Georgia, we started going to a Lutheran church and I fell in love with the church there - Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd in Douglasville, Georgia. I really have a home there.”

Years Two Home Church Moved Two Years Georgia Shepherds Baptized Two Year Olds Lutherans Episcopalians Good Shepherd

Author:Elana Meyers

“The basic idea is that there is this group that, over the centuries, has learned to control reincarnation. John's character stumbles into that realization, and it's a lot closer to him than he would ever have wanted to know. It's a metaphor for when you get in a fight with your significant other and you go, "Who is this?," or you look in the mirror and go, "Why did I say that?" It's the intruder. When you threw a temper tantrum at two years old, it's them.”

“FBI laboratory scientists said Sunday they have determined that the anthrax mailed to Senate offices last fall was fresh. They say it's only two years old. If the stuff is two years old and it's still fresh, it's not anthrax, it's Velveeta.”

Ifs Years Said Stills Two Lasts Fall Stuff Office Scientist Determined Sunday Two Years Senate Laboratory Fbi Two Year Olds Anthrax

Author:Argus Hamilton

“Jimmy Page is an excellent producer. Led Zeppelin I and II are classics. As a player he's very good in the studio, but I've never seen him play well live. He's sloppy. He plays like he's got a broken hand and he's two years old. If you put out a good album and play like a two year old, what's the purpose?”

Ifs Years Wells Two Play Hands Purpose Player Broken Pages Very Good Albums Studios Producers Excellent Two Years Jimmy Sloppy Zeppelins Two Year Olds

Author:Eddie Van Halen

“In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure.”

Years Two Dies Wife Two Years Stations Exposure Eighty Railway Two Year Olds Railway Station

Author:Jon Winokur

“You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.”

Ifs Thinking Years Believe Two Might Rooms Two Years Cows Believe In Me Twins Living Room Exaggeration Two Year Olds Airborne

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“I have a two year old. Just turned two a couple weeks ago, and he is my main man, he is my shadow. Every spare second, I am hanging with him.”

Men Years Two Week Couple Shadow Two Years Spares Two Year Olds

Author:Rodney Atkins

“My dad's an actor. Ever since I was little, I'd watch him do it, and I was always very into it. I got into when I was about two years old. I started out with print work, doing modeling and stuff. Then I got into commercials and TV. Once I started, I loved doing it. It's just something that I've continuted over the years, and I love it.”

Years Littles Two Actors Stuff Watches Tvs Dad My Dad Two Years Print Modeling Two Year Olds

Author:Corbin Bleu

“You expect two-year olds to wear diapers and make a mess with just about everything they touch. We have to allow the young in Christ to be immature, and yes, make messes. Young and immature prophetic people will act like young and immature prophetic people. The belief that some have tried to impose on the prophetic - that if you made one mistake you are a false prophet - inhibits their maturity, or worse, it can profoundly distort their character.”

People Ifs Years Made Two Character Young Belief Christ Mistake Like You Mess Maturity Prophet Two Years Immature Prophetic Diapers Two Year Olds One Mistake False Prophets

Author:Rick Joyner

“I have been singing since I was two years old, my parents tell me, and started to write songs when I was fifteen. Eventually, my friends and my parents knew that this was something I liked to do. They also knew I had a dream of making my own album. They have always been encouraging me to do something about it, and so I did. So I went to a local radio station in Tromsø, and there I got to record a couple of songs.”

Writing Years Has Beens Two Dream Song Parent My Own Records Couple Singing My Friends Radio Albums Locals Two Years Stations Fifteen I Had A Dream Radio Stations Two Year Olds

Author:Lene Marlin

“I got started at a really young age. I was about two years old when I started playing the piano and around seven or eight when I started writing my own chords and putting words together.”

Writing Years Two Age Together Young My Own Seven Eight Piano Two Years Chords Young Age Two Year Olds

Author:Jackson Guthy

“In Vienna, when I was a year-and-a-half or two years-old. I remember it because I remember the little blue raincoat I used to wear, and how the buttons felt. I liked to walk on the street in front of our house when it was raining, and jump into all the puddles. That's weird, but that's my earliest memory.”

Years Littles Two Remember Used House Felt Memories Walks Half Streets Fronts Rain Blue Two Years Buttons Puddles Vienna Two Year Olds

Author:Boris Kodjoe

“It's just that the nature of being a director is being incredibly overwhelmed with getting the shots right, dealing with the locations, and then there's a two-year-old in the scene, and all that stuff - you know, there's a lot of kids in scenes.”

Knows Years Two Kids Stuff Scene Directors Shots Two Years Location Overwhelmed Two Year Olds

Author:Jay Duplass

“A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor, I explain it as if they're a 25-year-old that hasn't quite figured it out yet.”

People Ifs Years Two Kids Idiot Two Years Dishes Two Year Olds

Author:David Walton

“I'm not complicated at all. I say raps that your two-year-old son can learn.”

Years Two Son Complicated Rap Two Years Two Year Olds

Author:Snoop Dogg

“I have a two-year-old boy. Being his mom feels like I have a present I get to spend the rest of my life opening.”

Feels Years Two Boys Mom Opening Two Years Two Year Olds

Author:Jewel

“When I was two years old, I heard about his [Dalai Lama] flight from Tibet. Being very little, I said, "Oh, good Tibetans, bad Chinese." Those were the black-and-white ways that I thought.”

Way Years Littles Said Two Black White Heard Flight Chinese Two Years Black And White Tibetan Lama Tibet Dalai Two Year Olds

Author:Pico Iyer

“My kids! They run so hot and cold. One minute, I am in complete control and feeling like Supermom, then the next minute, my two-year-old is having a tantrum in line at the supermarket and is inconsolable, and I feel so helpless and I want to crawl in a hole.”

Want Feels Years Two Feelings Running Kids Next Lines Minutes Cold Hot Holes Two Years Helpless Supermarkets One Minute Two Year Olds Tantrums Hot And Cold

Author:Kristen Taekman

“I got into music because my Dad used to tell everyone I had the voice of an angel when I was two-years-old.”

Years Two Used Voice Dad Music Is Angel My Dad Two Years Two Year Olds

Author:Janine and The Mixtape

“I was two years old when I told my mom I was going to be in a band when I grew up, and I was four years old when I started my first band with my neighbors. Before I knew how to do anything, I was figuring out how to be in a band.”

Years Firsts Two Four Grew Mom Band Grew Up My Mom Neighbor Two Years Four Years Two Year Olds

Author:Tim Kinsella

“I used to live in New York City, then when my son was two years old we moved to Cambridge Massachusetts and we've been there ever since. My son is now twenty-nine years old, so we've been up there for a while.”

Years Two Used Cities New York Son Twenties Moved Nine Two Years My Son New York City Nine Years Massachusetts Cambridge Two Year Olds

Author:Errol Morris

“Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.”

Knows Years Two Ends Hate Born Powerful Taught Son Racism Folks Lists Racist Two Years Naps Racial Discrimination Two Year Olds Discrimination And Racism Ending Racism

Author:Denis Leary

“A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it for anything. Every day they teach me different things. The love is there. When you have a two-year-old saying every other hour, 'Papi, te amo. Papi, I love you,' it can't get better.”

People Years Two Different Father Hours Love Is Boys Teach Crazy Love You Get Better Different Things Two Years Wow Twins Toddler Old Saying Hectic Two Year Olds Single Father

Author:Ricky Martin

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

Years Kind Children Two Funny Boys Laughter Humorous Parenting Witty Two Years Parenthood Being A Parent Funny Parenting Two Year Olds Funny Parent Blenders

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“What I do remember is visualization of the sound of music, seeing bodies in movement in relation to how music sounded, because my mother practiced at the keyboard a lot and I also went to her lessons. As a two year old, three year old I remember seeing things in movement.”

Years Two Body Remember Mother Three Sound Seeing Movement Lessons Relation Two Years Three Years Visualization Keyboards Three Year Olds Two Year Olds Sound Of Music

Author:Twyla Tharp

“I know people who have a much better recollection of their childhood than I do. They remember very well when they were a year and a half and two years old. I've only one or two daguerreotypes that come to mind.”

People Knows Years Mind Wells Two Remember Half Childhood Two Years Recollection Two Year Olds Daguerreotypes

Author:Orson Welles

“Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.”

Years Two Literature Stealing Two Years Shopping Carts Two Year Olds Shopping Carts

Author:Erma Bombeck

“If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.”

Ifs Men Years Two New York Knees Pounds Two Years Folds Two Year Olds

Author:Anthony Bourdain

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