“Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children.” KindChildrenLittlesBookTurnsWifeStreetsPaperSevenBonesChecksAll KindsMakeupShoppingPlasticFrighteningJewelryParadesYellingClawsCartsAisleRacketSandalsTilesHarpiesShopping Carts Author:Rob Campbell
“Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?” LuckWheelsShoppingBad LuckCartsSqueaky WheelShopping Carts Author:Rachel Nichols
“Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.” PerfectWalkingGolfClubsCartsGolf CartsShopping Carts Author:Robert Redford
“Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.” YearsTwoLiteratureStealingTwo YearsShoppingCartsTwo Year OldsShopping Carts Author:Erma Bombeck
“Crazy isn´t always what they say it is. It´s not always the old woman wearing sneakers and a skirt and a scarf, wandering around with a shopping cart, hollering at no one, nothing, tumbling through years in her head. No. Sometimes it is a girl wearing boots and jeans and a sweater, arms crossed in front of her, shivering, wandering through the streets at night, all night, murmuring to no one, nothing, tumbling through the strange unreal dimensions in her head.” YearsSometimesNightGirlCrazyStreetsFrontsStrangeArmsWanderDimensionsShoppingBootsJeansAll NightUnrealSkirtsOld WomanSweatersCartsThrough The YearsSneakersScarvesMurmuringTumblingWandering AroundStreets At NightShopping Carts Author:Marya Hornbacher
“The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around this part of the nation, the fair that once marked the harvest now takes place in late August, while tourist dollars are still in heavy circulation. Why celebrate the harvest when you harvest every week with a shopping cart?” StillsMatterTimeNationsWeekLateFairsSeasonsDollarsPlantHeavyCelebrateShoppingHarvestCountyAugustTouristsCirculationCartsSpectaclesShopping Carts Author:Bill McKibben
“My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.” PeopleIfsMotherParentWalksRaisedBirthdayShoppingToysMy BirthdayCartsHonest PeopleShopping Carts Author:Vincent Gallo
“I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.” RecordsStreetsShoppingCartsShopping Carts Author:GG Allin
“Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.” WantPersonsTalkingPhonesBlockShoppingTelephonesSupermarketsCartsAisleRamsShopping Carts Author:Richard Turner