Home / Quotes / Quote by Dane Cook

Quote by Dane Cook

“There's estrogen running through my veins!”

Quote by Dane Cook

Author

Dane Cook is an American comedian, screenwriter, and director. Known for his unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, he has gained prominence in the comedy scene since the late 1990s. Cook's work includes television shows, movies, and stage performances, with his comedy films such as 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and 'A Very Good Boy' achieving significant success worldwide. more

You May Also Like

“When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...”

Happens House Walks Party Rain Invited

Author:Dane Cook

“When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not”

Want Streets Walking Shirts Chests T Shirt

Author:Dane Cook

“I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school”

School Wonderful Shoes Very Good Legs Kicks

Author:Dane Cook

“I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...”

I Can Lord Bless God Bless God Bless You

Author:Dane Cook

“When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.”

Right Now Swear Swear To God

Author:Dane Cook

“I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.”

People Ifs Knows Persons Whole Wanted Found Rooms Evidence If I Could Frozen Turkeys

Author:Dane Cook

“If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.”

Ifs Careers Capitalism Pounds Excess American Capitalism

Author:Greg Giraldo

“Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting people's racist and homophobic tendencies. Don't listen to these people, Larry. They're just bitter and jealous and right.”

People Funny Guy Common Successful Comedy Tendencies Bitter Racist Jealous Lowest Cables Larry Common Denominator Homophobic Lowest Common Denominator

Author:Greg Giraldo

“Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.”

Needs Gun Stations

Author:Greg Giraldo

“In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story”

Author:Greg Giraldo