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“I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.”

Quote by Paul Scheer

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Paul Scheer, born on January 31, 1976, is an American actor, writer, and comedian. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Parks and Recreation' and has starred in various comedic projects. more

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