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“Teach your children well, so they don't live in off-campus group houses and throw loud parties while I'm trying to sleep.”

Quote by Graham Nash

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Graham Nash, born on February 2, 1942, is a renowned singer and songwriter. His achievements in the music industry are primarily associated with his work in the band Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (CSNY), alongside David Crosby and Stephen Stills. Nash is known for his emotive voice and insightful lyrics, with his music having a profound impact on the rock and folk genres. more

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