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“More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.”

Quote by Robert X. Cringely

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Robert X. Cringely

Robert X. Cringely is a renowned American journalist and author known for his in-depth reporting and analysis of the technology industry. His work often focuses on the impact of technological development on individuals and society, particularly in revealing the stories and figures behind the tech industry. more

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