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“I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)”

Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Book:Chronicles of Nick

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Chronicles of Nick

Chronicles of Nick is a series of fantasy novels that follow the journey of a young protagonist named Nick. The series is known for its blend of magic, adventure, and coming-of-age themes. Nick's quest takes him through various fantastical realms, where he encounters mythical creatures and faces numerous challenges. The series is characterized by its richly detailed world-building and engaging narrative. more

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Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sherrilyn Kenyon is an American author known for her fantasy and romance novels. Born in 1965, she has gained a wide readership globally since the early 1990s. Kenyon is praised for her unique narrative style and portrayal of complex character relationships. more

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