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“We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?”

Quote by Greg Giraldo

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Greg Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Although his career was short-lived, he left a profound mark on the comedy world. Giraldo was praised for his sharp observations of everyday life and social phenomena, and his performances were well-received by audiences. more

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