“I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.” Quote by Jesse Jackson
“I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.” PeopleGivingGiving UpCrossesChocolate Author:Greg Giraldo
“George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like a gift from God to you?” PeopleFeelsDoeGayMarriedGift From GodGay PeopleSanctityGetting MarriedSanctity Of Marriage Author:Greg Giraldo
“You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.” IfsKnowsWayTryingTwoKidsSonTreats Author:Greg Giraldo
“People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.” PeopleWorldCountryDreamDogHotDrivingSellingPursueTaxiHot DogSweatshops Author:Greg Giraldo
“There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole your job? Oh yeah, that dream job of the Chinese Delivery man pedaling up Broadway delivering Chinese food for 40 cents an hour, or on the back of a landscaping truck with 15 others.” MenDreamJobsLastsHoursNewsYeahAliensChineseIllegalCentsLast TimeWorkplaceBroadwayTruckDeliveryDeliveringIllegal AliensChinese FoodDream JobLandscaping Author:Greg Giraldo
“Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?” IfsKidsGirlBornDecisionBoys Author:Greg Giraldo
“Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.” BelieveLooksJewInsaneTicketsBucksStreisand Author:Greg Giraldo
“It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.” HardFeltStruggle Author:Greg Giraldo
“I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.” RealDesireGoalKnowingFateTrouble Author:Greg Giraldo
“Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA. You know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.” ThinkingKnowsEnvironmentHopelessGovernorsJerseyNew JerseyChristineEpa Author:Greg Giraldo