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“People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.”

Quote by Greg Giraldo

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Greg Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Although his career was short-lived, he left a profound mark on the comedy world. Giraldo was praised for his sharp observations of everyday life and social phenomena, and his performances were well-received by audiences. more

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“Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.”

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“It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.”

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“You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?”

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“A dangerous fire retardant chemical is being found in women's breast milk. My wife's breastfeeding, but you know, you gotta be an optimist. I'm like, well, maybe it's making my child fireproof.”

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“Seventy-two virgins - does that make sense to anyone? And it's an ancient religion, maybe it was misinterpreted? Maybe it's not 72 virgins, maybe it's a 7-foot-2 Persian.”

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