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“Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.”

Ifs Depression Raises Bounds Arrested Don't Change Ally Mcbeal

Author:Calista Flockhart

“Let me tell you something, I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law, the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's worked for? Make his wife leave him, even make his kids cry...yeah, we can do that.”

Want Kids Law Used Can Do Wife Cry Cost Weapons Let Me Yeah Boring Lawyer Ally Mcbeal

Author:Richard Fish

“I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself.”

Ifs Repeats Redundant Ally Mcbeal

Author:Richard Fish

“Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.”

Men Stills Sex Ally Mcbeal

Author:Richard Fish

“Never trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever.”

Thinking Two Ends Three Forever Never Trust Second Thoughts Ally Mcbeal

Author:Richard Fish

“Every time Mulder smiles, people say, 'God, it was great to see you smile. Mulder never smiles.' I say, 'Mulder smiles a whole lot. He smiles at least once a show.' People get these ideas in their heads and they're impossible to shake. But, to be honest with you, Mulder is every bit as vulnerable and quirky as Ally McBeal. I think Mulder has pretty good legs, too.”

People Thinking Ideas Whole Shows Bits Impossible Honest Legs Vulnerable Being Honest Shakes Allies Quirky Ally Mcbeal

Author:David Duchovny

“It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.”

Adults Allies Obese Ally Mcbeal

Author:Greg Giraldo

“It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.”

Views Nice Judging Perspective Fake Chairs Allies Courtroom Ally Mcbeal

Author:Robert Downey, Sr.

“I mean Ally McBeal was sort of the closest thing I can think of to kind of being a comedy-drama but that had its own kind of style that meant it got kind of big sometimes. But it was a great show.”

Thinking Kind Mean I Can Sometimes Shows Bigs Comedy Style Drama Allies Closest Ally Mcbeal

Author:Paul Feig

“I'd love to do a court-room drama. I loved 'Ally McBeal.' That was one of the main reasons I went to law school.”

Reason School Law Rooms Drama Court Allies Law School Ally Mcbeal

Author:Rebel Wilson

“So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal and Bridget Jones put together, which was probably about how much I weighed.”

Years Together Worst Twenties Eight Fats Drunk Thirty Horizon Allies Cliche Here I Am Unloved Looming Bridget Jones Ally Mcbeal

Book:Good Men: An eShort Story

Source: Good Men: An eShort Story

“On her extreme thinness during her 'Ally McBeal' years: "I started under-eating, over-exercising, pushing myself too hard and brutalizing my immune system. I guess I just didn't find time to eat. I am much more healthy these days.”

Years Hard Exercise Healthy Eating Extremes These Days Pushing Allies Immune Anorexia Immune System Thinness Ally Mcbeal

Author:Calista Flockhart

“Everybody said, You hit it so big when you were on Ally McBeal. I didnt do anything for a year after Ally McBeal, and I had to write David Kelley to get myself back on Ally a second time because I thought the character should be on again.”

Should Writing Years Said Character Bigs Allies Ally Mcbeal

Author:Josh Ryan Evans

“The world is no longer a romantic place; some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win.”

People World Stills Dream Lying Winning Promise Ally Mcbeal

Author:John Cage