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“Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a girl, do we keep her?”

Quote by Greg Giraldo

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Greg Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Although his career was short-lived, he left a profound mark on the comedy world. Giraldo was praised for his sharp observations of everyday life and social phenomena, and his performances were well-received by audiences. more

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