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“The most important thing about recovery is to pass the message on.”

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Maurice Gibb, born on December 22, 1949 and passed away on January 12, 2003, was a renowned musician. He was a member of the iconic British pop band Bee Gees, known for his unique musical talent and vocal contributions. more

“Those two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination have been suspended. They got suspended because they were looking at their laptops instead of flying the plane. Think about this -- everybody else on the plane has to turn off their laptops except for the people flying the plane.”

People Thinking Has Beens Two Past Turns Miles Flying Planes Destination Pilots Suspended Turn Off Laptops Sped Minneapolis

Author:Jay Leno

“According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there's a good chance you're covered.”

Chance Break New York News Legs Covered Fraud Good News New York Times Medicare Good Chance

Author:Jay Leno

“Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick?”

Dog Nervous Tick High Strung

Book:Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your

Source: Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your

“I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.”

Dog Lazy Bark

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Source: Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your

“In South Korea, a scientist considered to be one of the pioneers in the field of cloning has been sentenced to two years in prison. At least, they think it's him.”

Thinking Years Has Beens Two Fields Scientist Prison South Two Years Korea Pioneers South Korea Cloning

Author:Jay Leno

“Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.”

Wells Done House White Bunch White House Sandwiches Ham Biden

Author:Jay Leno

“Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin wrote a book.”

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Author:Jay Leno

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