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“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”

Quote by Daniel Handler

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Daniel Handler, born on February 28, 1970, is an accomplished American author known for his unique literary style and thought-provoking themes. His works have won the hearts of readers worldwide. more

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“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.”

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“A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.”

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“The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.”

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“No one who had ever seen Catherine Morland in her infancy, would have supposed her born to be a heroine... But from fifteen to seventeen she was in training for a heroine.”

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Source: Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey and Persuasion. Illustrated by Hugh Thomson.

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