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“I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.”

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Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay, born on September 29, 1957, is an influential American comedian known for his crude humor style. He gained significant success in the 1980s and early 1990s, with his albums and television specials widely popular. His work has had a profound impact on the comedy industry, sparking widespread discussions about humor and artistic freedom. more

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