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“It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes”

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“Dylan talked copiously then stopped, 'Somebody's boring me,' he said, 'I think its me.”

Author:Dylan Thomas

“Was I sleeping, while the others suffered? Am I sleeping now? Tomorrow, when I wake, or think I do, what shall I say of today? That with Estragon my friend, at this place, until the fall of night, I waited for Godot? That Pozzo passed, with his carrier, and that he spoke to us? Probably. But in all that what truth will there be? ( Estragon, having struggled with his boots in vain, is dozing off again. Vladimir looks at him. ) He'll know nothing. He'll tell me about the blows he received and I'll give him a carrot. ( Pause. ) Astride of a grave and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps. We have time to grow old. The air is full of our cries. ( He listens. ) But habit is a great deadener. ( He looks again at Estragon. ) At me too someone is looking, of me too someone is saying, He is sleeping, he knows nothing, let him sleep on. ( Pause. ) I can't go on! ( Pause. ) What have I said?”

Book:Waiting for Godot

Source: Waiting for Godot

“He slipped the gold fob-watch out of his waistcoat, flicked open the cover and stared at the dial. The Cat had replaced the conventional numbers with a series of symbols, which stood for 'food', 'sex', 'snooze', 'light snooze', 'heavy snooze', 'major sleep', 'self-adoration hour', 'preening' and 'bathtime'. Right now, it was twenty past sex, or, to put it another way, quarter to food.”

Book:Better than Life

Source: Better than Life

“As far as I was concerned, there wasn't any difference between my friend Miho's child and my nephew, and I didn't understand the logic of coming out all the way here just to see him. Maybe this particular baby should be more important to me than the others. But so far as I could see, aside from a few minor differences they were all just an animal called a baby and looked much the same, just like stray cats all looked much the same.”

Book:Convenience Store Woman

Source: Convenience Store Woman

“...leaving no doubt he was the Chosen One. Chosen for what precisely, no one bothered to ask.”

Humor Humour Indian Chosen One Mahabharata Grimdark Fantasy Grimdark Humor

Book:Sons of Darkness

Source: Sons of Darkness

“You see, that's the thing with conquerors, they cannot stop conquering, for then they would have to start ruling, and my guess is Jarasandh isn't as good a ruler as he is a conqueror.”

Humor Humour Indian Conqueror Quotes Mahabharata Ruler Hindu Mythology Grimdark Humor Jarasandh

Book:Sons of Darkness

Source: Sons of Darkness

“According to Harriet, men were a world apart from women. They required coddling, they had fragile egos, they couldn't allow a woman intelligence or skill if it exceeded their own.”

Feminism Humour

Book:Lessons in Chemistry

Source: Lessons in Chemistry

“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.”

Football Humour Science Fiction

Book:Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life

Source: Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life

“You wait a minute,” she said. “I have to see about my dinner.” She went out to the kitchen and found Joy standing near the door where she had been listening. “Get rid of the salt of the earth,” she said, “and let's eat.”

Book:Good Country People

Source: Good Country People

“I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.”

Humour Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Author:Joss Whedon