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“Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.”

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Scott Adams, born on June 8, 1957, is a renowned cartoonist. He is best known for his comic strip 'Dilbert', which has gained worldwide popularity since its debut in 1990. Adams' work is celebrated for its humorous take on modern workplace culture. more

“If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.”

“Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.”

Mother Religion Ignorance Devotion

Author:Robert A. Burton

“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.”

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Book:God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

“The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.”

Firsts Religion Fool Mets Foolishness Clergymen Rascals

Author:Voltaire

“I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.”

People Believe I Can God My Own Personality Deserve Lightning

Book:Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

“God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.”

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Book:Seeing things at night

Source: Seeing things at night

“An independent is the guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.”

Want Guy Politics Politician Independent

Author:Adlai Stevenson I

“Why is it that when political ammunition runs low, inevitably the rusty artillery of abuse is always wheeled into action?”

Running Action Political Politics Politician Lows Abuse Ammunition Artillery

Author:Adlai Stevenson I

“Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the Christian sect in horror. But what shall we substitute in its place? you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast, and you ask me what you shall put in its place ?”

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Author:Voltaire

“The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.”

People Thinking Guy Jesus Water Horse Versus

Book:Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More

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