“Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?” Quote by Jeremy Clarkson
“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.” HappensFasterWitchcraftTop GearCool Cars Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.” LightWould BeRangeBeatenDieselTop GearWheelbarrowsRange Rover Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.” MovingCodeBloodyHighwaysElderly Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” KnowsNightWoodsBlinkTop GearForagingStig Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” KnowsUnderstandingTasteEarsCloudsDelightTurkishTop GearStig Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.” KnowsHas BeensFacesFoundSizeTattooDroppingTop GearStig Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler” LooksPersons Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities… You can develop a relationship with a car and that’s what non-car people don’t get… When something has foibles and won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get.” PeopleKnowsGivingHumansTwoBeliefMistakeHalfQualityCarLike YouGlassesHandleMaking MistakesMetalsEntityWireRubberUnshakableHuman QualitiesFoibles Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.” ThinkingHumansArtEnoughSexRaceTakenHuman RaceEnough TimeArt And Science Author:Mason Cooley