“I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.” Quote by Craig Charles
“Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!” ReasonCareLastsFacesPurposeFightingStreetsKillingDon't CareI Don't CareReason To LiveKilling Myself Author:Dan Castellaneta
“After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.” YearsImpressionTime For A Change Author:Dan Castellaneta
“The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.” WorldWould BeCommunistMultipleBetter OffSuperpowerUssr Author:Janeane Garofalo
“In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.” ThinkingWayWaitingMorningMinutesLateTestsWake UpMathAdolescence Author:Daniel Clowes
“The key to success is having some discipline, .. You don't have to be rocket scientist.” KeysDisciplineScientistKey To SuccessRockets Author:David Caruso
“A philosopher might find the general work unsophisticated, and scientists are often bemused by esoteric talk of zombies, supervenience, and possible worlds.” WorldMightScientistPhilosopherZombieEsoteric Author:David Chalmers
“I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative” ThinkingEnjoyOne ThingSmokeEnjoymentSmokingPotWeedMainstreamEmbarrassingJuvenileSpawnSubculture Author:David Cross
“The Guggenheim Museum Bilbao looks like a great adventure.” LooksAdventureMuseumsGreat Adventure Author:Eduardo Chillida
“Many of these Americans who are struggling to survive are Americans of color, .. Their cries for assistance confront America with a test of our moral compass as a nation.” AmericaNationsCompassionMoralStruggleCryColorTestsAssistanceCompassMoral CompassStruggling To Survive Author:Elijah Cummings
“It is an understatement to say that in this society injustices abound: in truth, it is itself the quintessence of injustice.” InjusticeThis SocietyUnderstatementQuintessence Author:Emile M. Cioran