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“I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”

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Bill Bryson

Bill Bryson, born on December 8, 1951, is a British author known for his humorous and knowledgeable writing. His works span across various fields, including travel literature, natural history, and science popularization. more

“You ever notice how long it takes for things to happen when you know they're supposed to happen? My fake Walkman has a built-in alarm, and I set it for two in the morning and wear the headphones to bed, but before you can wake up you have to fall asleep, and I never DO fall asleep because I keep waiting for the alarm to go off.”

Knows Long Two Happens Fall Waiting Morning Bed Built Wake Up Fake Alarms Headphones

Book:Freak The Mighty

Source: Freak The Mighty

“I need to check in with Seth before I--" he burrowed his face into the side of her neck, his breath almost painfully warm on her throat--"give in to my unconscionable desire to put my hands on you properly.”

Needs Giving Hands Faces Desire Sides Breaths Warm Checks Necks Throat

Author:Melissa Marr

“One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.”

Certain Black White One Thing Faults Kitten Through The Looking Glass

Book:Alice in Wonderland

Source: Alice in Wonderland

“There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.”

Age Three Old Age Farms Farmers Lightning Rolling Farming Three Things Tractors Farming And Farmers Rolling Over Rolling Up Rolling Along

Author:Bill Bryson

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