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Quote by Zach Galifianakis

“I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'”

Quote by Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis, born on October 1, 1969, is an American comedian known for his distinctive humor and ability to create memorable characters. He has gained widespread recognition for his roles in various television shows and movies. more

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