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“I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.”

Quote by Billy Gardell

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Billy Gardell, born on August 20, 1969, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and extensive experience in comedy performances. He has gained popularity through various comedy shows and has become a beloved figure among audiences. more

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