“Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?” Quote by Peter Kay
“If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?” IfsWayPersonsEarthPiecesLandCore Author:Peter Kay
“Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.” WorldLittlesJobsFound Author:Gene Simmons
“A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.” PeopleKnowsMenChildrenDreamRomanceGamesHouseSecretSoccerLocationAppointmentsDentistHopes And DreamsFavorite FoodsSoccer GameShort People Author:Matt Groening
“There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.” FeelsHandsStuckPanic Author:Peter Kay
“An ounce of action is worth a ton of good intentions.” ActionIntentionGood Intentions Author:Michael Josephson
“Most people are so busy living they neglect to take the time to ask why.” PeopleAsksBusyNeglect Author:Gene Simmons
“Your rewards will be determined by the extent of your contribution, that is your service to others.” RewardsDeterminedContributionService To Others Author:Earl Nightingale