Peter Kay, a British comedian, was born on July 2, 1973. He is known for his unique humor style and satirical approach, which has won him a dedicated fan base in the comedy world.
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“The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.”
“Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?”
“Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?”
“If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?”
“There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.”
“I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.”
Source: The Sound of Laughter
“You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.”
“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
“The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.”