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“You are made of bent coat hangers, honey, gravel, epoxy and handstands. I am made of lying on the floor, the same song on repeat.”

Made Lying Song Repeats Honey Coats Bent Gravel Hangers Coat Hangers Lying On The Floor Handstands

Book:Fall Higher

Source: Fall Higher

“I had my coat hangers spayed.”

Humor Funny Coats Hangers Coat Hangers

Author:Steven Wright

“I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.”

Humor Funny Used Feet Keys Caught Used To Be Planes Pilots Coats Airline Hangers Airline Pilots Coat Hangers

Author:Steven Wright

“No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.”

Knows Metals Coats Hangers Coat Hangers

Author:Peter Kay

“I've never told anyone this before, but I'm an obsessive-compulsive. I go back to my hotel room every evening and put the coat hangers back in order and open my bag and rearrange it. It takes a lot of my time, but if I don't do it I can't sleep.”

Ifs I Can Order Sleep Rooms Evening My Time Bags Hotel Coats Obsessive Hotel Rooms Can't Sleep I Can't Sleep Hangers Obsessive Compulsive Coat Hangers

Author:Freida Pinto

“Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?”

Heart Stills Mother Bigger Careful Coats Womb Hangers Coat Hangers

Author:Trey Parker

“I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on a coat hanger. Whenever I wanted, I could get him out and he'd look at me the way boys do in films, as if I'm beautiful.”

Ifs Way Looks Wanted Beautiful Film Wish Boys Coats Look At Me Wardrobe Hangers Coat Hangers

Book:Before I Die

Source: Before I Die

“I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.”

Break Car Keys Locked Coats Break Out Hangers Coat Hangers

Author:Steven Wright

“You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)”

People Men Looks Father Space Childhood Dog Yeah Aliens Rainbow Coats Acid Puppy Puppy Dog Jericho Furry Hangers Space Aliens Coat Hangers

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“At that age you think boys have as much personality as coat hangers and, you don't notice their looks. Then you grow up.”

Thinking Looks Age Grows Boys Growing Up Personality Coats Hangers Coat Hangers

Book:Tomorrow, When the War Began

Source: Tomorrow, When the War Began

“Iconic clothing has been secularized. . . . A guardsman in a dress uniform is ostensibly an icon of aggression; his coat is red as the blood he hopes to shed. Seen on a coat-hanger, with no man inside it, the uniform loses all its blustering significance and, to the innocent eye seduced by decorative colour and tactile braid, it is as abstract in symbolic information as a parasol to an Eskimo. It becomes simply magnificent.”

Source: Shaking a Leg: Collected Writings

“Tanya Ward Goodman, writing with a big heart, clear eyes, and a light touch, allows us a privileged glimpse into the shabby, enchanted world of traveling carnivals, roadside attractions, and a beloved, eccentric father’s descent into Alzheimers. Just as her dad animated the handcarved, miniature western world of Tinkertown from coat hangers, inner tubes and old sewing machine motors, Tanya Ward Goodman has fashioned her complex and often hilarious memories into a beguiling, wry, and moving work of art.”

“At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like 'I bet Tom Stoppard doesn't have to do this' or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.'”

Moments Steps Doubt Instance No Doubt Toms Coats Bent Blocked Hares Hangers Coat Hangers

Author:Alan Bennett