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“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

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“You said something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would be coming down on you off the top rope.”

Dancing Goats Defensiveness

Author:Junot Díaz

“What's that smell?" [my mother] shouted. "Biogas, it's-" "It's horrible!" By now the plastic was rumbling like mad, ready to blow. I had to act quickly. It was time to remove the reed and proceed with ignition. I reached over and quickly popped out the reed, and when I did, a pipe of silver steam came rushing out the top. My mother was right, it smelled vile. I'd set aside a long piece of grass, so I grabbed it now and poked it into the fire, catching a flame. "Stand back!" I shouted. "This could be dangerous." "What?!" I stood up and ran to the door, pushing my mother aside. With half my body shielded by the door frame, I stretched out my arm, inching the flame closer and closer. "Here it goes," I said. I touched the fire to the piping stream, clinching my eyes to shield them from the flash. But when the flame touched the gas, all it did was sputter and die. When I opened my eyes, all I saw was a piece of grass, dripping with foul water. My mother was furious. "Look what you've done; you've ruined my best cooking pot! Boiling goats' poop, I can't believe it. Wait until I tell your father..." I wanted to explain that I'd done it for her sake, but I guess it wasn't the right time.”

Experiments Learning From Mistakes Goats Experimentation Scientific Inquiry Alternative Fuels Failed Experiments

Author:William Kamkwamba

“Perceptions? Yesugei didn't give a goat's toenail about perceptions, but society was society. ... 'Who gives a billy's balls what one or two wives have to say?' 'Quite, father.' This was strong language, to cite the nether parts, stronger than toenails.”

Language Gossip Goats

Book:Against Walls

Source: Against Walls

“In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.”

Author:Anthony Burgess

“If there's a will, there's a way! I feel larger than LIFE--and look up to the stars who shine down on me and have become my own personal cheerleaders....as my fingers tap on my computer late into the night..”

Writing Inspiration Dreams Authorship

Author:Donna Scrima-Black

“I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats", Gaby said.”

Book:The Christmas Wedding

Source: The Christmas Wedding

“It's good for a person to be terrorized by a goat. Hard to get high and mighty when there's something chasing you for vegetables”

Book:The Bedlam Stacks

Source: The Bedlam Stacks

“In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too. I'd always loved goats - every one of them different from every other one, and all of them goofy and playful.”

Young Adult Goats

Book:What Comes After

Source: What Comes After

“Gabriel nudged her with his shoulder. "Look." The newborn goat was standing on his own wobbly legs, taking drunken steps. When he toppled sideways, he bleated indignantly. Gabriel started to reach for him, but Penny held him back. "Wait." Marigold roused herself and ambled over to her kid, licking him about the head until George lurched and swayed himself to his hooves, and when he nosed at her swollen underside, she allowed him to nurse. "Oh. That's lovely." Penny snuggled under Gabriel's arm. "Thank God she finally took to him," he said. "How could she not? Look how adorable he is. Best little goat in the world.”

Acceptance Baby Goats Mother And Son Kid Penelope And Gabriel

Book:The Wallflower Wager

Source: The Wallflower Wager

“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears, and annoy the goat.’ I can say without fear of contradiction that the goat is getting annoyed.”

Advice Humour Goats

Book:Exile's Honor

Source: Exile's Honor