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“It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!”

Quote by Richard Jeni

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Richard Jeni was a renowned American comedian, born on April 14, 1957, and passed away on March 10, 2007. Known for his unique humor style and satirical approach, Jeni was deeply loved by audiences. His comedic talent and wit have left a lasting impression on the comedy world. more

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