“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.” PeopleKnowsWantMayFunnyPolitics Author:Dan Quayle
“Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.” FunnyLastsNightNew YorkVicesConcertsCongratulationsOrchestraLast NightVice Versa Author:Eugene Ormandy
“Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.” FunnyVicesCooperationOrchestraVice Versa Author:Eugene Ormandy
“I'm conducting slowly because I don't know the tempo.” KnowsFunnyOrchestraTempoConducting Author:Eugene Ormandy
“I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.” GivingTryingFunnyWatchesOrchestraWatch Me Author:Eugene Ormandy
“I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong.” TryingHelpingFunnyOrchestraConducting Author:Eugene Ormandy
“I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.” YearsHeartFunnyYears AgoOrchestraHeart Attack Author:Eugene Ormandy