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“If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.”

Quote by Mark Twain

Book:The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays

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The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays

This collection offers a comprehensive compilation of Mark Twain's works, encompassing his renowned novels such as 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn', alongside his shorter stories, poetry, and essays. It provides readers with a comprehensive view of Twain's wit, social commentary, and storytelling abilities. more

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Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was a renowned American author and humorist in the 19th century. His works are characterized by humor, satire, and profound social insight, with notable novels such as 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. more

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Source: The Bible According to Mark Twain: Writings on Heaven, Eden, and the Flood

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Book:Mark Twain’s Book of Animals

Source: Mark Twain’s Book of Animals

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Book:Mark Twain’s Book of Animals

Source: Mark Twain’s Book of Animals

“I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.”

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Book:Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography

Source: Mark Twain Himself: A Pictorial Biography

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Book:Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays, Volume 1: 1852-1890

Source: Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays, Volume 1: 1852-1890

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Author:Mark Twain

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Source: The Chicago of Europe, and Other Tales of Foreign Travel

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Book:Short Stories And Sketches (Annotated Edition)

Source: Short Stories And Sketches (Annotated Edition)