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“This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.”

Quote by Karl Pilkington

Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

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An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington, known for his candid and often humorous commentary, takes readers on a journey through different countries, sharing his unique perspectives and experiences during his travels. more

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Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

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