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“I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.”

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Tracy Morgan, born on November 10, 1968, is a renowned American actor. Known for his talent and unique sense of humor in the comedy industry, he has starred or played significant roles in numerous popular television shows and movies. more

“They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.”

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“Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.”

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“My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”

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“And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.”

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“I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.”

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“I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.”

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“If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.”

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“What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.”

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