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“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’”

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Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

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