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“Hey, pesky rabbit?’ ‘Yes?’ the AI asked immediately. ‘If anyone I don’t like comes through that door, please murder them.’ ‘Oh, certainly. It would be my pleasure,’ the rabbit said, as if I’d asked it for coffee.”

Book:Stormblood

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Stormblood

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“Así como hoy nos maravillan el arte y el cálculo arquitectónico con que han sido emplazadas, hasta para efectos de perspectiva, las columnas del Partenón, un día llegará en que se conceda extenso y admirativo comento a las columnas del Estadio Metropolitano. No busquéis ninguna belleza aparente en ellas; son seis, prismáticas, de cemento y, auxiliadas en su retaguardia por otras seis de hierro, sirven para soportar la techumbre de las tribunas. Pero poseen, una por una, la propiedad de ocultar al espectador las jugadas más interesantes, de interponerse entre sus ojos y algo decisivo que ocurre en el campo. Mi desconocimiento de todas las ciencias que intervienen en la edificación me mueve a creer que se trata de algo de magia, y o es así o yo estoy alucinado cuando me parece que la columna que me corresponde se desplaza insensiblemente para tapar al jugador que chuta o a la portería amenazada.”

Humor Humour Sport Futbol Deporte

Book:De portería a portería

Source: De portería a portería

“Ben Barek andaba por allí, mezclado entre el público, y así nos enteramos de que no intervenía en el partido; pero ya se sabe que su misión no consiste precisamente en jugar. Ben Barek es un moro adquirido por el Atlético en Marruecos, y unas veces está lesionado y otras, castigado. El Atlético lo tiene para asustar a los adversarios”

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Book:De portería a portería

Source: De portería a portería

“Those who love to kill hate to die.”

Philosophy Humour

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“They de-hatted, but with reluctance.”

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Book:Moving Pictures

Source: Moving Pictures

“He was so stocky. He was like a wheelie bin.”

Humour

Book:Clarke

Source: Clarke

“And lastly, you must always remember to cover your crystal ball with a dark cloth when it’s not in use.” Hermione uncharacteristically snorted again. “I suppose it’s to keep the spirits from gaining a foothold in the land of the living,” she sarcastically added. Professor Trelawney slowly turned her shawl clad frame to the Gryffindor and gave her a stern look. “It’s because the ball is crystal and if the light hits it just right, the prisms will filter it and burn your house down…”

Humour Harry Potter Sibyll Trelawney Stupid Hermione Granger

Book:The Medium Between Life and Death

Source: The Medium Between Life and Death

“Happiness is finding peace with ourselves and ensuring a sound haven for our dreams and, at the same time, acknowledging our nothingness in front of nature's splendor. ("When is Happiness?")”

Happiness Nature Dreams Nothingness Splendor Acknowledging Peace With Yourself Sound Haven

Author:Erik Pevernagie

“Any guilt borne by the casualties wrought by his hands had long ago been buried by the honor of the cause. That was enough for Olson. He’d been programmed to think about the cause. Nothing else mattered. He knew that by exterminating the bad guys, he was protecting the good guys.”

Government Humour Fascinating Entertaining Anticipation Action Packed Political Thriller Spy Novel Fast Paced Thriller

Book:Scavenger Hunt

Source: Scavenger Hunt

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