“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.”
Quote by Bob Monkhouse
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Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse, a British writer born on June 1, 1928, and passed away on December 29, 2003, was renowned for his humorous writing style and unique comedic talent. His works spanned across various domains including theater, radio, and television. more
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