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“I walk home alone by the main road so the cars will see me. Sometimes the grown-ups driving by will call the police, but it's okay because I don't do drugs or spray paints. Walking through the woods is more dangerous because there are no adults in the woods, just other kids. And kids are dangerous.”

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Everything Sad Is Untrue

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