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“What you have to do as a comedian, that I suppose is quite difficult, is you have to end it. All the stuff that I've ever done in the past - all the tours - no matter how good it was last year or the year before, that's gone. What exists this year only exists in this time, and then it will be gone.”

Quote by John Bishop

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John Bishop, born on November 30, 1966, is a British stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp social satire. He has made a significant impact in the comedy world. more

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