“When everyone has let you down... You still have ice cream.” StillsIceCreamIce Cream Author:Keegan Allen
“I don't think the government should be involved in any way in people's bedrooms or lives. With so much hatred and unpleasantness in the world, why would you want to get in the way of people who love each other marrying each other?” PeopleThinkingWorldWayWantShouldGovernmentInvolvedHatredBedroomLove Each OtherMarrying Author:Ben Affleck
“I'm afraid we get a great deal of our exposure to art through magazines and through slides and I think this is dreadful, this is anti-art because art is direct experience with something in the world and photography is just a rumor, a kind of pornography of art.” ThinkingWorldKindArtDealsPhotographyArt IsDirectMagazinesPornographyExposureRumorSlides Author:Carl Andre
“But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.” MenDifferentBrainJokesMen And WomenDifferent ThingsGetting Along Author:Christina Applegate
“I always carry pictures of my children and grandchildren, which is what makes it all worthwhile. It's great fun that my grandkids get to see the costumes in Alice in Wonderland or a doll with grandma's dress.” ChildrenFunDressesMy ChildrenWorthwhileGrandchildrenCostumesDollsGrandmaWonderlandChildren And GrandchildrenGrandkids Author:Colleen Atwood
“If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.” IfsKnowsHomeWould BeBeautifulSexAnimalHorse Author:Dave Attell
“Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.” LooksMeanMagazines Author:Dave Attell
“I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!” SaidSometimesGirlfriendApartment Author:Dave Attell