“The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.” Quote by Guy Branum
“When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work.” TryingRomanceGuyFiguresGayConventionalSexuallyCompatibleGay Guy Author:Guy Branum
“I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.” PeopleAbleFansHuge Author:Guy Branum
“One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.” PersonsLongShowsFunTermHoursInterestingDealsNiceWonderfulConsequenceTownsMessLong TermEntertainingBeing MeNice Things48 HoursWonderful Person Author:Guy Branum
“I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.” ShouldHumansKindTogetherHuman BeingsHard WorkHarderEquipmentImperativesWork HarderBeing Together Author:Guy Branum
“Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.” EndsShowsGuyStuffInterestingComedyGayBarsFamiliarDrag80sShimmerGay Guy Author:Guy Branum
“Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.” PeopleDiesCan DoBabyGayDramaticGay People Author:Guy Branum
“A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.” IfsMenLittlesMouthsSickDrunkBourbonGetting Drunk Author:Lyndon B. Johnson
“I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.” LittlesBitsLittle BitExistentialHomosexualityPuzzles Author:Guy Branum
“I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, that if a dude screws somebody else it means that he doesn't love you, that he doesn't care about you. You don't have primacy in his life.” IfsThinkingMeanCareAgeYoungLove YouValuableSexualityConstructionScrewsYoung AgePrimacyExclusivityHe Doesn't Care Author:Guy Branum
“A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.” KidsSexUnderstandingNiceSexualityNice Things Author:Guy Branum