“I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss.” GirlPoorRichFatsKateMossFat Girl Author:Sebastian Horsley
“A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike.” BikeCurvesBentley Author:Sebastian Horsley
“I don't really know what Americans are like. I've no idea. I know a few things about them. In my imagination, they have warm peachy hearts, whereas the English have horrible spiteful withered hearts - success in England inspires envy - in America, it inspires hope.” KnowsHeartIdeasAmericaImaginationInspireEnglandWarmEnvyHorribleNo IdeaMy ImaginationWitheredSpitefulPeachy Author:Sebastian Horsley
“To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.” LittlesBookWorthyAssassination Author:Sebastian Horsley
“The problem I've got is that I really, really like drugs. I love everything about them. It is horrific being sober all the time-utterly awful.” ProblemDrugAwfulSoberHorrificBeing Sober Author:Sebastian Horsley
“People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.” PeopleAvailableObsessedInvigorating Author:Sebastian Horsley
“I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person - I'm too old.” ThinkingWantPersonsKnown Author:Sebastian Horsley
“I am desperate for attention. But everyone else is too. Everyone has fantasies of fame and greatness. Life for most people is a process of shedding those fantasies.” PeopleProcessAttentionFantasyGreatnessFameDesperate Author:Sebastian Horsley
“There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.” PeopleIfsLeftSidesListeningNoiseGood People Author:Sebastian Horsley
“People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.” PeopleHateFavorsI RealizedDislikeHate MeDislike Me Author:Sebastian Horsley