“Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?” Quote by Amy Sedaris
“If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.” IfsGivingChildrenLastsPartyMinutesMessagesBotherHostBullshitExplainingLast Minute Author:Amy Sedaris
“If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.” IfsPersonsAsksListeningShyShy Person Author:Amy Sedaris
“Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.” PeopleSelfWishSelf EsteemEsteemAbout YourselfWish YouCollages Author:Amy Sedaris
“Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.” StoriesSchoolEarsCatholicSentencesStorytellingListenersNunCatholic SchoolSurly Author:Amy Sedaris
“Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” KnowsGivingPersonsTwoLandSpecialUniquenessSixteen Author:Amy Sedaris
“I love the fact that fashion always changes, and I hate the fact that it always changes.” FactsHateFashionI Hate Author:Anna Sui
“I don't know in the world why anyone would consent to be a king, and never to be left to himself, but to be worried and wearied and interfered with from dark to daybreak and from morning to the fall of night.” KnowsWorldNightFallLeftDarkMorningKingsWorriedConsentDaybreak Book:Three Wonder Plays Source: Three Wonder Plays