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“Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.”

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Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert is an American comedian, writer, television host, and political commentator. He is known for his satirical style on the show 'The Colbert Report' and is recognized for his wit and humor, often offering sharp commentary on political and social issues. more

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