“You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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Source: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.”
“You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.”
“You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”
