“You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.”
“You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.”
Source: How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck?
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“You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.”
“You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.”
“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
